I got this joke in my e-mail recently from my friend Stephnie, not specifically about perimenopause symptoms but who knows!!! She got that right!
10 Ways to know if you have "estrogen issues"
- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
- Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
- You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."
- Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
- You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
- You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
- You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
